Friday, we learned how to use
hula hoops, which is a great calorie burner. Who knew? My favorite event of the
whole convention was getting to pose with the male models as if it would go on
a book cover. Imagine my surprise when I was lifted into the air! The camera,
everyone watching, and being sandwiched between two shirtless hunks is enough
to put a girl into sensory overload. That night we dressed up, celebrating
Mayan Carnival. I finally got to wear the dress I’d been sewing and struggling
to finish since June.
Saturday, we had a zumba
lesson from the caveman who ultimately won the Alpha Caveman title. I’d heard
of zumba but had never done it. I’ve never had so much fun working out. If only
I could get that instruction every week. After that, we learned how to give lap
dances and the volunteers had us in stitches of laughter.
That evening was apocalypse
night. Since I don’t have any camo, I dressed like a vampire zombie. To my
surprise, I won an award for my last book, Plucking the Pearl. It was great to
meet fans. I felt like a celebrity!
Sunday, I had the best book
signing ever. The four hours flew by with performances from the cavemen and
Cleveland Exotic Dancers. After experiencing book signings early in my career
where I sold no books or maybe one or two, this was fantastic. That night was
the pizza and bingo party. We were all laughing so hard from the antics of the
cavemen.
It was sad to see it end, but
after four nights of partying I needed some rest. I realized I hadn’t danced or
worn a fancy dress in a couple of years. Life had been too heavy and serious.
This convention reminded me what FUN is and that it’s necessary. I’ll be back.
Afton Locke
www.aftonlocke.com
